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Joke of the Day

"Your momma's so fat... Her picture fell off the wall She wears a 3 piece bikini There are smaller fat women orbiting her Her tampons come equipped with On Star"

"What does a cow say in the winter? I'm udderly freezing!"

"A young woman walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms. Don't want to get pregnant? Says the cashier. ""Nope, my boyfriend doesn't want any shit on his cock."""

"What do you call a late teacher? Mr. Bus"

"Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women"

"Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?"

"Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard I throw them."

"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu!"