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Joke of the Day

"Your momma's so fat... Her picture fell off the wall She wears a 3 piece bikini There are smaller fat women orbiting her Her tampons come equipped with On Star"

"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"

"Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own."

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."

"dead baby jokes Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel."

"What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby I think I'm falling for you!"

"Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon? Only whites allowed"

"Based on my hair this morning . I think I might be a muppet ."

"Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday? He's ok he can stop whenever he wants."

"Y'all know what they call Jamaica? Grease of Western Hemisphere. Disclaimer: Does anyone here know where this is from? Heard my friend say it, was wondering where he got it from."