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Joke of the Day
"Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get ate twice."
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"What Movie does Hillary Watch when she's in a Bad Mood..? Kill Bill."
"I would make a sexist joke but... That would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""
"Charlie Sheen lied.. He told us he had tiger blood. It seems as though he had Magic's blood."
"On a scale of 1 to Canadian bacon, how sad were you when you found out Hamlet wasn't a story about a tiny, baby ham?"
"Paris attack I beat the paris mission in mw3 today"
"I want ""Wake me if anything cool happens"" on my tombstone."
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.... Well educated, independent, pretty looking and doesn't nag all day"
"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."