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Joke of the Day
"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"
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"Q: What do termites eat for breakfast? A: Oakmeal."
"Romney likes Costco. So much that he bought 3."
"I loved Star Trek Into Darkness, but I have to admit the movie did have its pros and Khans"
"A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ...""there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"" Doc says, ""Tell him I can't see him today."""
"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."
"A majority of my fortune will be spent accurately recreating the obstacle courses of Nickelodeon shows from my childhood."
"MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN SO I CAN FINALLY WINK AT THE CAT AS MUCH AS I WANT"
"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"
"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."