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Joke of the Day
"A step-by-step guide: How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"
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"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible penis? He came out of nowhere."
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"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea."
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"Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account."
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