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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi."
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"*gazing at the ocean* God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation. Angel: I'm sorr- God: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS MESS"
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"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"
"*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*"