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Joke of the Day

"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"

"I have some great kitchen puns. They're really pantastic."

"Justin has his Beliebers. 1D have their Directioners. If I ever had fans/stalkers I'd call them Tomaskateers."

"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."

"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."

"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut."

"What did you call beef that didn't make the cut a miSTEAK"

"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"

"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."