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Joke of the Day
"Shoutout to my upstairs neighbors who wrestled a large moose last night"
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"Here comes my big moment... MOMENT."
"/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm... If you can't come, please let the Mods know..."
"will you marry me? ""OMG YES! I love you!!!"" *imagines typing only 4 characters for 'wife' instead of 'girlfriend' on Twitter* I love you too"
"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."
"How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground? They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips."
"Why is Natural Light Bear Grylls favorite beer? Cause it tastes like piss."
"""Mom, I found out I had colon cancer today."" ""REALLY? What are the symptoms??"" ""Why do I always have to start a list..."""
"I walked up to a group of girls. I said, ""Would you like to see a magic trick?"" ""Yes,"" they smiled eagerly. Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off."
"On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese."