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Joke of the Day

"Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally."

"Steven Tyler is quitting American Idol after two seasons! I sure am going to miss that old lady!!!"

"Editor: You wrote a play about Victorian England using menstrual blood as ink? Me: Yes, it's a period piece."

"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."

"Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his food before it was cool"

"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"

"Everyone is telling others how to vote via Face Book. and all I can think is how I just watched Bob Ross paint this whole thing and explain every step but I still don't get how he did it."

"Hey rappers on twitter, saying ""LOL"" in every tweet is about as gangster as two dolphins sitting on a rainbow tongue kissing"

"Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak? He kept coming out of no where"