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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is telling others how to vote via Face Book. and all I can think is how I just watched Bob Ross paint this whole thing and explain every step but I still don't get how he did it."

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"Blind people can drive... Just mostly into things."
"It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, ""I love you"" and they're like, ""thank you for choosing Domino's."""
"What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy"
"What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common? They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)"
"Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!"
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"
"Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money."
"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."
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