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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his food before it was cool"
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"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."
"without a doubt my least favourite thing about being alive is having a body, hate taking care of this hunk of shit"
"Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Topper: Great Expectations. Rabinowitz: Is it any good? Topper: Its not all I hoped for. Hot Shots Part Deux. Best joke in the movie."
"Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?"
"Butter Wanna hear a joke about butter? I ""butter"" not tell you, you might ""spread it""...haha...makes me laugh every time that one."
"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it"
"[OC[ what do u call a fireman with aids (first porst)) i am 9 yrs old btw UR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!222222"
"I don't know what's healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich tastes way better than a boiled one."
"A known sex maniac, on the publication of his memoir, was asked how he felt about his past exploits. ""I remember them fondly."""