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Joke of the Day
"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."
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"I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink."
"Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?"
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""
"I made a popular girl laugh today... by asking her out."
"A programmer's wife says: ""go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."" He returns with 12 loaves of bread."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me"
"I couldn't figure out why my car exhaust was so quiet... It left me baffled!"
"I'm so bad at philosophy.... .....I Kant even"
"What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie? Nothing. They both suck.^"