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Joke of the Day
"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."
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"Life and Coffee I like my life like I like my coffee, as dark as it can possibly get."
"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""
"The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from"
"Magic Johnson is one positive individual."
"Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags? They keep Terran."
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
"Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."
"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"
"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"