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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me"

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"

"My friend taught his female dog to add. That sumbitch."

"I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft."

"What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much? Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect"

"I have a great relation ship with Jesus He mows my lawn for $6 an hour"

"Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper."

"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."

"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."

"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."