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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."

"How many cats? One."

"I saw my friend chopping up onions I couldn't stop crying ever since. Onions was such a good friend of mine."

"What is a difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus? It takes one nail to hang a picture."

"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"Me: You're supposed to be taking a nap 4-year-old: I am Me: Then why are you standing here? 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: This is a dream"

"*walks up to bouncer* ""sorry pal, this is a private country club"" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]"

"*cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*"

"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."

"Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!"