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Joke of the Day

"I saw my friend chopping up onions I couldn't stop crying ever since. Onions was such a good friend of mine."

"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"

"I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep."

"Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back."

"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."

"What's the top song by the Vietnamese Beatles? Rice Fields Forever."

"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."

"Why can't cops eat bacon? Because that would be cannibalism"

"What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile? Convincing the sound to get into your van."

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"