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Joke of the Day
"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."
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"LPT: Never trust anyone who says ""trust me"". Trust me on this."
"A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did."
"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"
"Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels!"
"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"
"Two rules for success 1. Never reveal everything you know"
"THIS JUST IN: Hooters seeks extra support due to unprecedented sagging. So yeah, Hooters is for sale."
"Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer."
"It's not generic enough. ~Producers of American sitcoms"