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Joke of the Day
"It's not generic enough. ~Producers of American sitcoms"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch the mason lay a brick."
"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."
"How did people travel through Germany when Hitler was in power? Not sea. Get it? like Nazi. but not sea. get it?"
"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around."
"[hits rock bottom] rock bottom : *calls 911 for being assaulted*"
"What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker? A STD."
"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."
"Do scientists know how Ebola effects white people yet?"
"Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone told them winner has to speak English on live television."