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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when crows make noise? A caw-cawphony"
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"Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly."
"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."
"Nothing says ""I don't take you seriously"" like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."
"Leonardo DiCaprisun"
"""Are you on Facebook?"" ""No, but I'm on.. (don't say twitter, don't say twitter) ..Mescaline"" (Nailed it)"
"Guys, is it okay that I kinda hate the obsequious rhetorical questions people ask when they want to sound like a wry, world-weary populist?"
"It's like Grandma used to say, ""All men are hilarious, until you marry one."""
"BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."
"Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. Expecting a song within the hour"