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"I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds."
"Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016"
"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"
"*flags down police car* how many mpg does this thing get?"
"What is the bird synonymous with abstinence The Swallow"
"Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb. I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox."
"Three variations of ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" http://puu.sh/aTYoy/2e4a5f69b8.png"
"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !"
"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."