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"Why are black people so tall? Cuz their knee grows."
"Why are boys faster than girls? Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift."
"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"
"Just crushed my son in an epic game of Monopoly. His tears flooded Baltic Avenue."
"What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !"
"""Talk to the hand!"" - deaf people"
"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"
"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."
"What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour? Everything's gonna be all white."