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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
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"Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? Because they can't elope."
"This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty. Especially, the Filet Show."
"What do you call a haunted accordion Polka haunt us"
"Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family."
"I caught my brother sleeping with my girlfriend... So I decided to get revenge and sleep with his mom."
"What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ... A hippiepotamus"
"""how would you like your steak prepared?"" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun"
"A guy who hates vegans, a guy who hates atheists, and a guy who hates people who do crossfit walk into a bar. And I know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."
"What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious."