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Joke of the Day
"Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? Because they can't elope."
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"Going to Walmart to boost my confidence and kill my sex drive."
"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"Batman stands high on a ledge over Gotham... ""This is high. How did I get up here again? This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."""
"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"
"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."
"dont read space facts to try to calm yourself down bc it doesnt work.for example the moon is not round it is shaped like an egg. im furious"
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?"
"[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE]"
"I had a chat with my ex-girlfriend last night. He's doing really well."