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Joke of the Day
"Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks."
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"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"
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"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."
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"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."
"DOCTOR: a new study says the meds ur on cause hallucinations ME: oh LARGE MENACING CACTUS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE: was it peer reviewed?"