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Joke of the Day

"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"Relationship status: I shout ""PIZZA'S HERE"" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm eating two pizzas by myself."

"Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already."

"Lesbians are like stray cats. There are more of them than you think."

"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"

"I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger."

"The biggest Myth is to solve problems of MATH"

"What's in common between a sprinkler and the answer i got if she wanted anal? Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk"

"I got confused watching highlights from the SAG awards. I always thought they were the 15-year reunions of the AVNs."