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Joke of the Day

"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."

"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."

"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""

"What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum? Sacrilegious."

"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""

"How excited are you, on a scale from 1 to white woman who just found out that this dinner party has sangria?"

"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."

"take me down to the paraphrase city where it's nice"

"A man walks into a bar... Then he said ouch."

"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."