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Joke of the Day

"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."

"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."

"When dads become grandfathers... Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage."

"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""

"What animal did they have in concentration camps? Dachau"

"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"

"Ten minutes into ""conspiracy theories and chill..."" ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*"

"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"

"Yo mama is so fat that she is voting for Sanders COLONEL SANDERS"

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they would be called baygulls. My dad loves this joke."