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Joke of the Day

"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."

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"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."
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"Show me on this Georgia O'Keeffe painting where the bad man touched you."
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"My dad told me that getting a blowjob is the only way to get ahead in life."
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