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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea."

"Whats worse than eating 10 oysters out of your girlfriends vagina? Realising you only put 9 in"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't !"

"My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she'll be having a garage sale later this week."

"How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even."

"A lawyer goes to heaven..."

"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"

"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."

"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"

"What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabaghoul"