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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."

"How does JokeExplainBot work? Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction..."

"What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic? A few notches on the belt buckle."

"My brother told me we ran out of protein powder I didn't believe him, so I said No Whey"

"The ""am I racist"" test First answer that comes to your mind - Whose penis is bigger, Will Smith or Yao Ming?"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it."

"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."

"Children in the back seat cause accidents... ...accidents in the back seat cause children."

"With the Germany Argentina final on the way, we will finally know which one of the two Popes is God's favorite."

"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."