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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."

"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."

"What's the difference between a dept. store Santa and a male prostitute? I've never been employed as a dept. store Santa."

"What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body? Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)"

"What is a stuttering ballerinas favourite day of the week Tu-Tu Tuesday"

"What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor? Matt."

"I'm not a huge fan homeopathy... ...but I guess it's okay in small amounts."

"You wake in a field, nude, grass stained elbows, knees and a condom in your ass, Do you tell anyone? No? Wanna come camping with me this weekend?"

"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."

"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."