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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't !"
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"Well well well... looks like someone put on some weight again. ~ my pants right now"
"So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar.. Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds."
"I always read r/creepy when i poop It scares the shit outa me..."
"my favorite hobby is reading a book by a fireplace in a cabin in the woods. in other words, my favorite hobby is being threatening to trees"
"What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen."
"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"
"The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said ""Flawless Victory!"""
"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"