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Joke of the Day

"[VIDEO] Cristiano screams like a goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOlE-wEpoE&feature=youtu.be CR7 screaming like a goat, enjoy"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."

"What did the thug say to the mugging victim before he shot him. Worldstar."

"The only time I seem to be able to count on people is when I nail an abacus to their heads."

"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"

"What did the burger say to the other burger? ""Aw man, it's my big moment, I'm getting served to someone! I hope I don't *ham* it up!"" The other burger looks at him. ""Holy shit, a talking burger."""

"What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table"

"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""

"Why are black people so good at jumping? As developing children their knee grows."

"My date said he wasn't looking for anything serious like I was trying to help him solve cold case files and shit."