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Joke of the Day

"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""

"What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones."

"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."

"Q: What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? A: It loses its cool."

"NSFW: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In the loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there."

"Why should you never high five someone in the gallows... Because they always leave you hang'n"

"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"

"Never trust a screw... ... They might turn on you!"

"I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream."

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."