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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each"
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"[showing my family to coworker] This is a picture of my daughter & my cat. Mittens & Jack. ""You named your daughter Jack?"" Nope, mittens"
"16: I hate old people. Me: That's where you and I are different. 16: You like old people?! Me: No, I hate everybody."
"Got a booty text from my ex-husband so I did the logical thing and forwarded it to his new girlfriend."
"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"
"Strip club[OC] So I'm at the strip club and this huge breasted woman comes up to me and slaps me silly with her left titty. Guy sitting next to me says,""bet that's gonna leave a lasting mammary."""
"""F,DT I am."" - Yoda texting a girl that he's DTF"
"The date was going great until she spooked me and then I squirted her with ink and quickly swam away"
"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"
"I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he's the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all."