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Joke of the Day
"Why are fisherman so successful in business? Because they use ""net"" profits"
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"Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport"
"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"
"When I die, I'd like my coffin to be filled with Reese's Pieces so on my headstone it can say ""R.I.R.P."""
"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."
"What is worse than biting through an apple, and finding a worm inside? ~~Rape~~ The picky fuckers on this website."
"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"
"What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half of a worm in an apple"
"My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said ""Guess."" ""Hollister?"" ""No. Guess."" ""North face?"" ""No... Guess"" I sill don't know."
"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"