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Joke of the Day
"Why are fisherman so successful in business? Because they use ""net"" profits"
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"I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity."
"""The Great Gatsby"" is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid."
"Q: Where does Santa stash his money? A: In a snowbank."
"A man walks up to a juice bar... There's no punch line."
"Does Alfred masturbate? ... No he masturwaynes"
"""Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"" ... ""AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"" ... ""and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"""
"I tink Therefore I am Irish."
"My Zombie Friend was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a diet. It was a no-brainer."
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar"