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Joke of the Day
"Women get yeast infections So that they know what it's like to live with an irratating cunt."
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"AFTER 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."
"What do you call a tree that does not believe Jesus was the messiah? A Jew-niper"
"i only watch superbowl for the commercials.i am unsure how to spend my surplus income &desperately need suggestions via talking animals"
"I said ""sad face emoji"" instead of actually frowning today if you want to know how out of touch with reality I am."
"To understand the difference between Italians and Canadians all you need to know is two things. Italian sausage and Canadian bacon..."
"What did the gassy mummy say to the other gassy mummy? ""We have toots in common"""
"My wife bought four grapefruit spoons. You know, for all those times in your life when there are four people eating grapefruit at once."
"Jesus sits at his last supper *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *open jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna have to stop you right there"
"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"