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Joke of the Day

"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"

"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."

"Don't you hate it when you punch up the fuckline?"

"What do you call alcohol in a birdbath? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""

"I have a sweet parking spot at Target. I'm just going to sit here for the next 10 minutes with my reverse lights on, pissing people off."

"What do you call an alligator that wins a race? A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)"

"What is the difference between Spain and edge of table Cup stays longer on edge of table"

"Guy at Dairy Queen was yelling at everybody because they didn't have waffle cones but they had PICTURES of waffle cones. That guy was me."

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."