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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"
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"No YOU sober up, lamp."
"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"
"Magic A magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway."
"Why can't redheads get drunk? Because they only drink Ginger Ale."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them was assaulted"
"What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly."
"I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump. I know this because a message popped up that said ""PLEASE SEE KASHIR."""
"""Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."""
"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."