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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"

"What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog? I have no idea..."

"in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts the other 1/3 have rincon continental"

"I got a Jury Summons today, I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it. Fingers crossed."

"I joined a 12-step program for people addicted to 12 step programs, Anonymous Anonymous. The 1st step is admitting you don't have a problem."

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""

"Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!"

"Here's the one way to avoid clickbait (screw the other OP!). [Click here for the truth!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2tjg13/heres_the_one_way_to_avoid_clickbait_screw_the/)"

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."