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Joke of the Day

"[Calling concert venues across the country] Hi yes, I'm just calling to let you know that on your website you spelled ""weekend"" incorrectly"

"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."

"Do I believe in climate change? Uhh yeah I believe... it DOESN'T EXIST AHH HAHA (a fiery gull falls out of the sky) HAhaha hey fire bird"

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"

"Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison"

"""You're on your own, kid."" - A Republican village."

"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He used to lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."

"There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them."