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Joke of the Day

"too Hairy I went to town to see MS. Lucy, I'll give her two cents to see her pussy. The hair was so black I couldn't see her crack, so I asked for my two cents back"

"First they came for the people who loaded the dishwasher incorrectly & I did not speak out. Because they do my head in."

"Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store."

"Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more."

"How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"They say snapple is made from the best stuff on earth... But that's bullshit; I looked at the ingredients, I didn't see pussy or beer anywhere."

"It's getting colder and colder outside, and my wife does nothing but looks through the window. If it goes on like this any longer, I think I will have to let her in."

"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."

"I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong."