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Joke of the Day

"""Dad can you tell me 5 animals that live in the North Pole?"" "" yes son , 3 polar bears and 2 seals. Anything else?"" ___ ""No dad thanks""___ ""No problem son"""

"Cancer changes things. If you really love her.. You'll put up with dry-mouth blow jobs."

"I don't care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks I'm beautiful."

"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."

"What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race."

"Where do French lawyers like to relax? The J'accusi"

"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."

"I like my women the way I like my wine... 15 years old and locked in my cellar on a rack."

"A mod goes into a therapy for dyslexic people.. [deelted]"

"Making a joke about wheelchair users ... is a big no-go."