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Joke of the Day
"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"
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"Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna f*ck me. Boy: Wow and smart to."
"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."
"What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question? A Regis Error."
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!"""
"Religion is like farts... Everyone likes the smell of their own, but not someone doing it in their face. Hope it hasn't been said before :)"
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice."
"My girlfriend wanted 8 inches.... So I fucked her twice"
"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."