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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."

"Did you hear about that new film on the B-17 aircraft? It bombed"

"I became a bisexual when I got married. I get sex twice a year whether I want it or not."

"There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do. So she pulled out the vacuum, and went to the bathroom, and found a new way to go poo."

"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"

"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."

"What did one termite say to another in a burning building? ""Barbecue tonight!"""

"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."

"What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire? This is not a drill."

"The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day."