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Joke of the Day

"The key to success is sincerity... Once you can fake that, you're golden."

"""What the FUCK is going on?!?!?"" - the Moon (July 21, 1969)"

"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."

"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"

"A man walks into a bar... and stays there my entire childhood."

"Don't lie, steal, or cheat... The government hates competition."

"A recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a hardcore developer I said sure, I've always wanted to work for PornHub"

"Who always gets to the LGBT rally the fastest? The lesbians, because they leave lickety-split. Meanwhile, the gay guys are still packing their shit."

"I literally never cry, so my body makes up for it by leaking out of different places. My doctor says it's called ""peeing"" what a dumb idiot."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a convicted serial sex offender? Convicted"