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Joke of the Day

"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."

"A feminist claims that she is independent enough to pay for her own bills And then she complains when her boyfriend doesn't pay for dinner"

"I hope at my funeral someone has the foresight to bring a Ouija board so I can live tweet Hell."

"OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK."

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"

"I want to start a subreddit about erectile dysfunction, but I seem to be having a hard time getting it up."

"Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds?"

"Men are like animals: messy insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets."

"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""