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Joke of the Day
"You hear the one about the cow that told too many jokes? They say he was milking it."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"
"I'm watching Olympic athletes run 1500m, while trying to figure out how I can make the Roomba drive 3m to the beer fridge for me."
"What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together? 20 after 1."
"Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible."
"What's Hitler's favorite football team? Forty NEIN ers."
"Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe? It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!"
"My sex life is like 9/11 No one wanted it."
"D.E.L.T.A. Airlines Didn't Even Leave The Airport"
"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"