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Joke of the Day
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
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"WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE"
"A penis lives a sad life.. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and owner beats him."
"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"
"What do you call a Paraplegic runner? A Boston Marathon Victim."
"Why do Nazis hate Canadian summers? They're mostly Julys."
"I'm so horny... I going to beat my dick like it owed me money"
"How do Jewish kids learn to count? 10% off, 20% off, 30% off"
"What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster."
"Please don't drink and drive. Last night I put my hand out of the car to indicate i was turning right and some moron pulled the the bottle out of my hand"