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Joke of the Day
"How do Jewish kids learn to count? 10% off, 20% off, 30% off"
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"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish."
"Drive down the middle of my street and make me squeeze by you, so I know who to murder first when the apocalypse hits."
"If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that's just SICK."
"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."
"Britain went to the middle east and are like I'd made a mistake. Iran"
"My mom likes to get to the airport three days before her flight."
"After months of practice, I can finally touch my toes. (By telling them that they are beautiful.)"
"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"
"Your mother is so ugly..... That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, ""Get over there!"""