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Joke of the Day
"How do Jewish kids learn to count? 10% off, 20% off, 30% off"
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"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"
"Americans won't get this Free healthcare"
"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."
"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."
"Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"
"Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !"
"Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies."
"I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B."