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Joke of the Day

"a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever"

"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"

"What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle? L'eggo my n'egro."

"My girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob She's allergic to nuts"

"What do you call a free gigolo? Pro-boner."

"Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars."

"That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!"

"Donald Trump's campaign."

"*gets sentenced to 25 years in prison* *opens twitter app* *looks up* *being released*"

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."