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Joke of the Day

"Next time you're in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases."

"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit."

"At The Nikon Headquarters We need random people in a room to test and sample our new lenses ""A focus group?"" DAMMIT JOHNSON THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES"

"What do ducks smoke? Qwack"

"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."

"Boobies Teehehehhe"

"""I've never flown before said the nervous old lady to the pilot. ""You will bring me down safely won't you? ""All I can say ma'am"" said the pilot ""is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"""

"everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i probably know the words from drunken bar nights"

"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."