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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"

"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"coming to theaters soon: Dawn of the Rise of the Dawn of the Planet of the Rise of the Rise of the Dawn of the Apes"

"What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale? It's made with more hops!"

"The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it..."

"I asked my mom why I had to go to singing lessons. She told me it was a skill I needed to a choir."

"The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a scalpel, a bonesaw, a chest spreader, & ten cc's of nothing to lose."

"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."

"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."

"Woman jokes aren't funny, period."