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Joke of the Day
"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"
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"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"
"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"
"What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist? There's a space between the E and the R"
"What did the saxophone teacher say to his student? You have learned well young brasshopper."
"I'd enjoy your sports/movie/pop-star jokes a lot more if I didn't have to spend 10 minutes on Google figuring out if they're funny or not."
"Jack and the beanstalk Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow? Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker"
"3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP! ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door* 3YO: I want a snack."
"Where can I get sweatpants that say ""ANXIETY"" on the ass?"
"My Doctor told me I had the Big C. I asked him to be more pacific."