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Joke of the Day
"I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money."
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"A guy goes to the store to buy condoms, ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks, ""No"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly"""
"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"
"Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper."
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."
"I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list."
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam."
"And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses."
"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"
"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."