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Joke of the Day

"Jack and the beanstalk Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow? Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker"

"Where can you find a turtle that has no legs? Exactly where you left it."

"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."

"On the train... A girl sneezes. you: ""bless you."" she: ""sorry, i have a boyfriend."" voice from a few seats behind you: ""i'm a vegan."""

"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."

"Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not."

"What do you call a person who has sex with a person and a sheep? Basexual"

"What happened to Kim Jong? He was ill."

"My relationship with the time traveling girl was over before it began."

"If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore."